Random Facts

#	Submitter	Fact	Views	Votes	Rating
1	Spankit11	Bob Saget is a Vietnam Vet. That's why we lost	28	11	8
2	Linkirmanzero	Chuck Norris was originally in the video game Street Fighter 2, but was removed by beta testers when every button made him do a round-house kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied, "It's not a glitch."	60	16	7.44
3	Erik123123	FireKeeper's Facts Are So Gay, They Make Bob Saget Look Straight	44	9	7.22
4	evil saget	Bob saget taught your girlfriend that trick you like	70	15	7.13
5	Blink190	Bob Saget is in fact the third Hilton sister.	178	41	7.1
6	NFreak	Bob Saget is super effective against bug type Pokemon.	292	65	6.98
7	Fneak	Bob Saget is a fucktard	21	6	6.83
8	Blink190	Only Bob Saget knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop.	167	38	6.74
9	Blink190	Bob Saget doesn't actually where clothes, but rather the skin of little children he murders at night.	252	51	6.69
10	Crabby	Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. For this reason, Bob Saget is insanely jealous of Tom Cruise.	15	5	6.6
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12	Darknis1	Bigfoot does not exist. It turns out Bob Saget just likes walking in the forest naked and really needs to wax.	215	36	6.56
13	Ixamxlink	Bob Saget got into a back alley fight with chuck Norris because of an earlier argument of who was gayer. sadly, in came Pee Wee Herman and pwnt both of them :(	46	17	6.53
14	Blink190	Bob Saget put the Lime in the Coke, you nut.	156	29	6.52
15	Darknis1	Bob Saget dressed up as Elmo and walked around an amusement park telling kids to tickle his elmo. He was later escorted off the premises.	220	42	6.5
16	Blink190	Bob Saget once participated in the Olympics. He entered every possible competition, and won a gold in each one. He was immediately banned from the Olympics, and now resides in Canada, hoping to return one day.	227	56	6.45
17	SolidSNK	When the doctor told him that he had testicular cancer, Bob Saget told him to cut his balls off. Soon after, we discovered the last two planets in our solar system.	170	32	6.41
18	Mario_64_128	If he went crazy, we won't still call him Bob Saget. We'd all be dead.	12	5	6.4
19	Mario_64_128	Bob Saget can live in your house for months without you noticing.	21	5	6.4
20	CrystalBlade	Bob Saget's initials are BS.	187	33	6.33
21	Blink190	Bob Saget > FireKeeper	47	16	6.31
22	benquickuncut	One day Bob Saget bought a bag of tampons because he thought he was having periods. It turns out his ass was bleeding from getting fucked by Uncle Jesse	35	13	6.31
23	silverhawk79	Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego ? Being raped by Bob Saget.	82	28	6.21
24	SolidSNK	Bob Saget considered taking over France in WW2. When Hitler got to it first, the next worst thing he could do was star in Full House.	165	38	6.16
25	Darknis1	Bob Saget likes to poke the Pillsbury Doughboy but not with his finger.	225	35	6.14
26	Crabby	The term "faggot" is actually a hybrid of two words: Fake + Saget	17	7	6.14
27	HitokiriBattoussai	Bob Saget will donkey punch Firekeeper for submitting so many facts.	116	17	6.12
28	Blink190	Bob Saget touches himself at night.	259	51	6.1
29	silverhawk79	Bob Saget is the only person alive to have successfully programmed a VCR. Sadly, he programmed it to record every episode of Full House, which caused the VCR to commit suicide.	76	25	6.08
30	PMT	Bob Saget started the slave trade into America.	98	27	6.07
-	Total	-	106719	19672	3.64

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