Random Facts

#	Submitter	Fact	Views	Votes	Rating
1	Spankit11	Bob Saget is a Vietnam Vet. That's why we lost	26	11	8
2	Linkirmanzero	Chuck Norris was originally in the video game Street Fighter 2, but was removed by beta testers when every button made him do a round-house kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied, "It's not a glitch."	60	16	7.44
3	Erik123123	FireKeeper's Facts Are So Gay, They Make Bob Saget Look Straight	44	9	7.22
4		,m.m,.bm.bjk	24	11	7.18
5	evil saget	Bob saget taught your girlfriend that trick you like	67	15	7.13
6	Blink190	Bob Saget is in fact the third Hilton sister.	177	41	7.1
7	NFreak	Bob Saget is super effective against bug type Pokemon.	290	65	6.98
8	Fneak	Bob Saget is a fucktard	21	6	6.83
9	benquickuncut	One day Bob Saget bought a bag of tampons because he thought he was having periods. It turns out his ass was bleeding from getting fucked by Uncle Jesse	33	11	6.82
10	Blink190	Only Bob Saget knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop.	165	37	6.78
11	Blink190	Bob Saget doesn't actually where clothes, but rather the skin of little children he murders at night.	250	51	6.69
12	SolidSNK	When the doctor told him that he had testicular cancer, Bob Saget told him to cut his balls off. Soon after, we discovered the last two planets in our solar system.	167	30	6.57
13	Darknis1	Bigfoot does not exist. It turns out Bob Saget just likes walking in the forest naked and really needs to wax.	214	36	6.56
14	CrystalBlade	Bob Saget's initials are BS.	186	32	6.53
15	Ixamxlink	Bob Saget got into a back alley fight with chuck Norris because of an earlier argument of who was gayer. sadly, in came Pee Wee Herman and pwnt both of them :(	43	17	6.53
16	Blink190	Bob Saget put the Lime in the Coke, you nut.	155	29	6.52
17	Darknis1	Bob Saget dressed up as Elmo and walked around an amusement park telling kids to tickle his elmo. He was later escorted off the premises.	220	42	6.5
18	Mario_64_128	If he went crazy, we won't still call him Bob Saget. We'd all be dead.	12	5	6.4
19	Mario_64_128	Bob Saget can live in your house for months without you noticing.	21	5	6.4
20	Blink190	Bob Saget once participated in the Olympics. He entered every possible competition, and won a gold in each one. He was immediately banned from the Olympics, and now resides in Canada, hoping to return one day.	224	55	6.38
21	Blink190	Bob Saget > FireKeeper	47	16	6.31
22	silverhawk79	Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego ? Being raped by Bob Saget.	80	28	6.21
23	Crabby	The term "faggot" is actually a hybrid of two words: Fake + Saget	12	5	6.2
24	SolidSNK	Bob Saget considered taking over France in WW2. When Hitler got to it first, the next worst thing he could do was star in Full House.	165	38	6.16
25	HitokiriBattoussai	Bob Saget will donkey punch Firekeeper for submitting so many facts.	116	17	6.12
26	Blink190	Bob Saget touches himself at night.	259	51	6.1
27	Darknis1	Bob Saget likes to poke the Pillsbury Doughboy but not with his finger.	224	34	6.03
28	SolidSNK	Bob Saget invented toilet paper. This is why it's very odd he walks around with a skidmark.	143	31	6.03
29	SolidSNK	Bob Saget is not very interesting at all. Well, unless you count his unusually small penis.	154	38	6.03
30	Blink190	Bob Saget created the Earth. He rested on the second day, and never finished.	223	41	6.02
-	Total	-	105735	19439	3.65

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